Christmas Jokes

Q: What did the reindeer say before he began his comedy act?

 A: This is going to sleigh you!

Q: What goes "oh, oh, oh"?

A: Santa walking backwards!

Q:  What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

 A: Sandy claws!

Q: Why is Santa so good at karate?

 A: Because he has a black belt!

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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Snow

Snow who?

Snow use. I forgot my name again!

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Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Irish

Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

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A few jokes for the older kids!

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" 
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. 
"That's no offence," said the judge. 
"It is if you do it before the shops are open," countered the prosecutor.

Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

Q: A truthful politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were talking when they all noticed a $5 note on the floor. Who picked it up?

A: Santa of course, the other two don't exist!

Q: Why are cows good at budgeting for Christmas?

A: They always use a cow-calculator!

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