It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What are you charged with?” ”Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant. ”That’s no offence,” said the judge. ”It is if you do it before the shops are open,” countered the prosecutor.
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
Q: A truthful politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were talking when they all noticed a $5 note on the floor. Who picked it up?